Random Ri List #1: You know you have a toddler when

You know you have a toddler when:

1. Lumps of cold uneaten food can actually bring tears to your eyes.
2. You feel like you are entering a battle-field when you mix a meal.
3. You think of pre-toddler convictions and laugh: Thou shall not scare your child about monsters in the basements......Hahahahaha
4. Vacations feel like high impact aerobic workouts.  
5. You can clean a dirty diaper, just about anywhere, with one hand at that! 
6. You wonder where you get your patience from or lack of thereafter.
7. Newborn babies make you weepy thinking of the months that flew by too fast.
8. You wonder if you'll cause your child orthopedic calamities with your oh-so-tight hugs.
9. You refer to your spouse as a 'Mommy' or 'Daddy' instead of their name: "So Daddy what are we doing today"?
10. Toddler babble is the highlight of your day, your week and your life......